List of Species

Tapanuli Orangutan

The Tapanuli orangutan (Pongo tapanuliensis) is a species of orangutan, native to South Tapanuli in the island of Sumatra in Indonesia. There has been a highly upheld belief that bigger the face, the more intimidating you are. Though oragutan's are naturally very timid, other Hominidaes tend to leave orangutans alone due to their massively flat face.

Bornean Orangutan

The Bornean orangutan (Pongo pygmaeus) is a species of orangutan native to the island of Borneo. The Bornean orangutan is a species  to the island of Borneo. Together with the Sumatran orangutan and Tapanuli orangutan, it belongs to the only genus of great apes native to Asia

Sumatran Orangutan

The Sumatran orangutan (Pongo abelii) is one of the three species of orangutans. Sumatran oragutans like other orgutans are very timid. Though Sumatran orangutan's always look angry, you'd be surprised how nice, kind, and intelligent they are. Definitely take your time to interact with them if you ever run into them!

Eastern Gorilla

The eastern gorilla (Gorilla beringei) is a critically endangered species of the genus Gorilla and the largest living primate. Being large is not just for show. Eastern Gorillas are extremely protective of his/her family so don't approach these primates unless you consider yourself family.

Western Gorilla

Western gorillas are generally lighter colored than eastern gorillas. They are also the most populous species of the genus Gorilla

Common Chimpanzee

The common chimpanzee is covered in coarse black hair, but has a bare face, fingers, toes, palms of the hands, and soles of the feet.

Bonobo Chimpanzee

The bonobo is distinguished by relatively long legs, pink lips, dark face and tail-tuft through adulthood, and parted long hair on its head.

Modern Human

Homo sapiens is the systematic name used in taxonomy (also known as binomial nomenclature) for the only extant human species. These creatures are probably the most aggressive and intelligent beings on this list. 


Neanderthals, taxonomically Homo neanderthalensis or Homo sapiens neanderthalensis) are an extinct species or subspecies of archaic humans in the genus Homo. Neanderthals were a separate species from modern humans, and became extinct (because of climate change or interaction with modern humans) and were replaced by modern humans moving into their habitat between 45,000 and 40,000 years ago. Jared Diamond has suggested a scenario of violent conflict and displacement.

Now it's time for... Hominidae Jokes!

Q: Why don't the apes in the jungle play poker any more?

A: There are just too many Cheetahs. 


Q: Do Apes kiss?

A: Yes, but never on the first date! 

Q: How do you make an Ape laugh?

A: Tell it a whale of a tale! 

Q: If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?

A: A very large bedroom. 

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A ape with a machine gun. 


Q: What is a ape's favorite cookie?

A: Chocolate chimp! 

Q: What do apes do when they're mad at each other?

A: They have a Gorilla war! 

Q: What did the banana say to the ape?

A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!